Monday, July 30, 2012
Stairs are confused and end up in Hell
They chose to believe the wrong way by most. Adrian and Tiffany Andrews McLibery end up in hell for wanting to take a shortcut out of class. According to a press release issued by the boys themselves from the underworld, the weather conditions there are worse given the unimaginable because "the heat is exhausting," and besides, the devil is a motherfucker of care. Unfortunately, his decision is irrevocable because, as everyone knows, once you get to Hell, there's no turning back. A shame, indeed. Everything happened last April 4 in the Scottish city of Edinburgh, when Adrian and Tiffany were preparing to descend the stairs at school for not taking the elevator. Yes, Adrian was and is claustrophobic. The building has twelve floors and the students were in the twelfth class so the ride was quite an ordeal every day. But this time they reached the sixth floor stairs diverged and took the left, clearly marked with a red sign that said 'Do not go, Hell'. Both young, short-sighted and hard of gafismo, declared in the same press release he saw a sign "with letters at random."
That's when Adrian and Tiffany began their descent into the underworld.
"We greet all our friends and family," begins a statement. "People here do not behave very well with us, the truth." As recounted in his writing, "Adrian boys spit on him" and Tiffany "horses bite you", but the worst is that "food has no salt." Spooky. Special Envoy has contacted his family and friends and they are in state of 'shock'. "Yesterday I had breakfast" or "I never thought that my daughter marched so far" are some of the reactions of their mothers, who barely see again. In photos just in case. Unfortunately it will not for Adrian's family: his dog ate all your photos at press time.
But luckily, young people are not alone and soon made new friends, some of them famous and all. Among the many are for example Tony Rominger or Jesusin Torralba. The former is known as a biker bad, bad. In fact, broke the record for the time Indurain "sheer malice" as he confessed years later. The second little is known, although recent reports claim that sought to introduce in the Castilian accent circumflex. Punishment, yes sir.
Adrian and Tiffany in an image file
Adrian and Tiffany into another image today and declassified
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